Earthquake kit

Here are some things you should consider putting in your Earthquake Survival Bag:
canned foods that are ready to eat (don't forget plates and utensils)
first aid kit
water (very important! at least one gallon per person per day)
warm clothes, blankets
disposable camera (you never know when or what you may have to document)
bleach for water purification
baby wipes (also doubles as toilet paper)
personal hygiene items (i.e. frozen soap)
flashlight
battery operated radio
pocket knife or multitool
map of local area (AAA gives these out for free)
photocopy of important documents
$50 in cash in small denominations

Chips and Salsa calories

A typical serving of tortilla chips and salsa will net about 800 calories, which is the caloric equivalent to two correctly-proportioned meals.

Caloric Wine

A single glass of wine usually contains about 100 calories.

Correlation between drinking and BAC

For males weighing around 200 pounds, every alcoholic drinks add .03 to your Blood Alcohol Content.

-1 drink= .03 BAC
-2 drinks= .06 BAC
-3 drinks= .09 BAC
-et cetera

Ignorant telemarkerters

If:

-You have a cell phone and no land line
-You live in an apartment

And a telemarketer calls your cell phone about your home's mortgage, kindly stop them and tell them that since they are calling your cell phone, they have no idea about your place of residence, and therefore are on no grounds to be calling you. Ask to be placed on the Do Not Call list, and be done with them.