Scabs

Scabs don't become new skin- instead, they cover the wound as the new skin forms underneath.

Ballpoint/CD

Don't use a ballpoint pen for labelling CDs- the ball point will scratch the surface and corrupt the data on the other side. Use a sharpie.

Applications

Despite its ability to erase mistakes, pencils are not an acceptable writing utensil for job applications. A better strategy is to use two applications, filling out the first in pencil, making and correcting mistakes along the way, and then using a pen to fill out the second application for a final draft.

Shaving

If you shave before you shower (as opposed to afterwards) the shower will eliminate bleeding, and consequently the employment of tiny shreds of TP for blood control, as well as minimize redness.

Airport/Pockets

In exiting an airplane, be sure to remember if you've placed an object, most likely a magazine or book, in the seat pocket in front of you, and then remove it if you did.