Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Second Amendment

“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
We have to look at when it was written… 1700s, when they best they had was muskets.
So really, you have to the right to bear arms… assuming that arm is a musket.
We should amend the second amendment so that every citizen gets a musket.
Walk right into the country, someone hands you the musket, the blasting powder, a cleaning rod, and pellets.
What’s the worst that can happen? Crime won’t increase- crime will decrease.
You can’t rob a store with a musket.
BOOM
Shit, missed! Gotta reload… give me five minutes!
Heck, even if you do hit somebody it’s more like a flesh wound.
(dig it out yourself)
Hey, that really stung you ass!
(throws it back)
(hits)
Ow!

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